niko

Little boy goes to his father and asks:
- Daddy, how was I born?
The father answers:
- Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom
and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then
I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later
a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male.