FTOU RAIDER μέρος 6ο : The bastard operators...

Η δαιμόνια και σαρδόνια Lillara Croft ξαναχτυπά, αυτή τη φορά όχι το κεφάλι της. Συγκέντρωσε μικρά και μεγάλα ρουφιανιλίκια και ξεμπροστιάζει τους πάντες βγάζοντας στο μέγα μεϊντάνι (sic) διαλόγους αποκλειστικά από το κανάλι #ftou του irc.ftou.gr. Προειδοποιούμε ότι δεν έχει πέσει λογοκρισία (πέρα από τις IP addresses). Άτομα που νομίζουν ότι προσβάλλονται εύκολα, μπορούν να κλείσουν το παράθυρο και ακόμα καλύτερα να μην ξαναεπισκεφτούν το ftou.gr.

(Nocturne) [•] UserMode: [+onh]
(Nocturne) [•] UserMode: [+ckydebAfmFjK]
(Nocturne) kseskisthka pali sta modes :\

Chapter 1: Οι λάθος λέξεις τη λάθος στιγμή...

• Joins: gkarsona (~gkarsona@81.XXX.71.4)
(gkarsona) :)
(Nocturne) kalwsthna
(gkarsona) ti kanete paidia;
(Nocturne) arazoume esy?
(gkarsona) mitzo?
(Nocturne) de me lene mhtso
(gkarsona) alla?
(Nocturne) kitso
(gkarsona) ho ho ho ti xioumor :S
(Nocturne) nai einai vlack xioumor to xw apo gennhsimiou mou
(gkarsona) pwpw kAI Mono emeis oi duo;
(Nocturne) nai prolavainoume ena sta grhgora
(gkarsona) GIATI TOSO IDIAITERO?
(Nocturne) GIATI TOSA KEFALAIA???
(gkarsona) apo la8os
(Nocturne) ti kako exei to idiaitero dhladh?
(gkarsona) :P
(Nocturne) protimas na to kanoume se kosmo? de me xalaei
(gkarsona) :S "na to kanoume...."
(Nocturne) sex
(gkarsona) ho ho ho
(Nocturne) poly gelas kai de m' aresei
(gkarsona) sex?0_0
(Nocturne) e nai giati? kako?
(gkarsona) ok
(gkarsona) an 8es gia milas gia sex bye
(Nocturne) bye
(gkarsona) den me noiazei
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• Joins: NotiosM22 (NotiosM22@ppp2-XXX.pop.hellasnet.gr)
• Joins: gkarsona (~gkarsona@81.XXX.71.4)
(NotiosM22) Ela vre
(NotiosM22) !
(NotiosM22) Epitelous
(NotiosM22) Elaaaaaaa!
(gkarsona) !
(gkarsona) mitzi?
(NotiosM22) Me lamvaneis?
(NotiosM22) Nai tatsi mitsi kwsta!
(NotiosM22) :)
(gkarsona) mitzi?sovara?
(NotiosM22) Loipon, grapse to eksis:-----------> /join #hellas
(NotiosM22) Ainte! Toso dyskolo einai!
(gkarsona) ?
(NotiosM22) Ti symbainei pali?
(gkarsona) ti na grapsw kai pou;
(gkarsona) :'0
(NotiosM22) @#~$!@#$@!#$!@#@!#$!@$#!@$#!@#$123
(NotiosM22) A tha me steileis esy simera!
(gkarsona) :o
(gkarsona) :'o
(Nocturne) alo NotiosM22
(NotiosM22) Kalispera xronia polla
(gkarsona) pui?
(NotiosM22) Paidi mou!Grapse /join #hellas
(Nocturne) xronia polla man
(Nocturne) gkarsona: dialekse telospantwn h na phdhxteis mazi mou h na pas na paikseis trivial me ton NotiosM22 kai mh mas ta prhzeis
(gkarsona) noct 3ekoumpisou kalutera
[ψ] ChanMode: Nocturne sets mode [+b] *!*gkarsona@81.XXX.71.*
:::: Kicks: gkarsona was kicked from #ftou by Nocturne: [Please des to san mia w8hsh na paikseis trivial aperispasth ·88·

Chapter 2: Η χειροβομβίδα

• Joins: koko (~koko@ppp8-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr)
(koko) ΤΙ ΚΑΝΕΤΕ ΕΣΕΙΣ ΕΔΩ ΤΙ ΛΕΤΕ
(jasmina) καλε τι φωναζεις? μας ξεκουφανες
! Nocturne pairnei mia xeirovomvida kai th vazei sto CapsLock tou kokou. meta sfyrizei adiafora. firouli firoulo (8)
(koko) ΑΝ ΟΙ ΗΙ5 ΠΑΙΖΑΝ ΡΟΚ ΚΑΙ ΗΤΑΝ ΤΕΣΣΕΡΙΣ ΠΩΣ ΘΑ ΤΙΣ ΦΩΝΑΖΑΝ ΄??????
(|ghost|) xampari aftos
(konosk) vgale ta kefalaia man
• Quits: koko (~koko@ppp8-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr) [Quit: ftou.gr]
(Nocturne) xeirovomvida rules! kick kai malakies...

Chapter 3: Φυσικές ανάγκες...

(dark) vrhka ena prog gia free sms to free einai se eisagwgika
(Nocturne) mh glyfesai
(Nocturne) tpt den einai free
(Nocturne) oute to xesimo
(dark) auto lew kala to xesimo to plhrwneis kiolas?
(Nocturne) sure
(dark) to xesimo?
(Nocturne) esy me tsouknides skoupizesai???
(Nocturne) to kwloxarto den to plhrwn's?
(dark) kala opws to les
(dark) egw omws lew to allo
(dark) "Ta kalytera pragmata sth zwh einai auta pou dinontai free!"
(Nocturne) plhrwneis akoma kai to taksidi tou skatou sthn apoxetefsh
(dark) yparxoun kai ta orh kai ta vouna!
(dark) tespa ti shzhthsh anoiksame pali...
(Nocturne) e xeze sta orh
(Nocturne) mia pou to eipes paw na riksw ena
! Nocturne ZzZ mode, xezw, (l\on p\on)

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! NoC[A]way gyrise meta apo 4m 5s
:::: Nick: [NoC[A]way] : [Nocturne]
(dark) grhgoros!
! Nocturne einai 8 kila pio adynatos twra
(dark) asta auta...
(dark) poso efages vre?
(Nocturne) 8 kila
(Nocturne) gia na sou ekshghsw, to xesimo dra emmesa dhladh to faghto pou trws sprwxnei to faghto pou efages hdh opote afto pou xezeis einai to faghto ths prohgoumenhs foras (xronia peptikos swlhnas, exw entryfhsei)
(|ghost|) egw opote mou erxete na xesw xezw apote mou erxete na faw trww. apla pragmata. den thelei skepsh to pragma
(dark) 8a sou pw egw kati twra
(dark) lepon 8ymaisai auto pou eipame prin....
(dark) noc,achi,kalhas,dark trwne synexeia
(dark) ara gia na yparxei mia synexhs roh faghtou
(dark) prepei na yparxei mia synexhs roh skatou!
(dark) opote kai gw episthmonas eimai kai ta gnwrizw auta!:):):)
(Nocturne) eeetsi etsi
(Nocturne) se diorizw lektora skatologias
(dark) kai geysignwsth...sta faghta e
(Nocturne) e nai gefsignwsths sta skata den einai o,ti kalytero

Chapter 4: Περί p

Σε συζήτηση για φωτογραφικές μηχανές:

(dark) kalha thn p8 exeis?
(KalhaS) p32
(dark) egw phra thn p10
! Nocturne thn exei p18 kai einai poly ikanopoihmenos
(dark) 18 den yparxei!
(Nocturne) isa re me to garidaki sou ti den yparxei?
(Nocturne) ela na sou th deiksw

Chapter 5: Οι ζουζούνες

(|ghost|) re gamwto otan mpenw den einai kaneis
(Nocturne) dokimases na plyneis ta podia sou prin mpeis?
(|ghost|) les na einai afto?
(|ghost|) mpa prin ekana mpanio
(|ghost|) malon to nick tha fteei. tous tromazei
(|ghost|) tha to alaksw omos
:::: Nick: [|ghost|] : [zouzouni]
(Nocturne) les na allaksw ki egw?
(zouzouni) gia alakse na doume
:::: Nick: [Nocturne] : [pipini_17]
(zouzouni) wraia
:>
(zouzouni) tha aniksoume ta podia kai tha perimenoume
kanei kai kryo gamw thn poutania mas mesa

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Address: (NoCTuRNe@ftou.gr)
gamwto afto to whois me kanei rompa :|
:::: Nick: [pipini_17] : [pipini_18]
mh mas pane kai mesa

μετά από λίγο (και αφού δεν είχε αποτέλεσμα το πείραμα)

:::: Nick: [pipini_18] : [pipini_38]
XRONIA STO KOURMPETI

Chapter 6: Trillian l-user

(Nocturne) dark: vgale to bot
(Nocturne) TWRA
(dark) nai kala 8a to bgalw alla prepei na sbhsw ta arxeia tou
(Nocturne) whatever
(dark) 8a me xaseis...
(dark) kala brb
• Quits: dark (~ybbot@ppp11-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr) [Quit: Yourbot IRC Bot 4.0> You can get this bot at http://ybbot.chatcircuit.com/.]

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• Joins: Darkie (~someone@ppp11-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr)
(Darkie) hr8a!
(Nocturne) ok
(Darkie) ti provlhma ekane to bot?
(Nocturne) den eixe adeia
(Nocturne) ti den katalaves to den eixe h to adeia?
(Darkie) kala kati katalava...alla egw den eixa idea oti eixa bot
(Darkie) kalo?
(Darkie) akoma gelas?
(Nocturne) oxi
(Nocturne) trww
(Darkie) a ok
(Nocturne) pws den eixes idea? afou milas aftomata kai kalwsorizeis kosmo sto kanali klp mpourdes afta den ta evlepes sto programma sou?
(Darkie) oxi:)
(Darkie) plaka eixe pantws ppou sas kalwsoriza automata
(Nocturne) gia na valeis bot prepei na dwseis 589.05 evrw ston KalhaS
(Nocturne) toso einai to plafon
(KalhaS) vale ki allo
(KalhaS) logw eortwn 1000,233 euro
(Nocturne) einai sklhros tarifas, evale kai dwro
(Darkie) a
(Darkie) katalava, me douleuete?
(Nocturne) oxi na ta konomhsoume pame

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(Darkie) noc 8a mpw clone gia na dokimasw to trillian
(Nocturne) Darkie: 8a sou kopsw ton kwlo
(jasmina) τι ειναι παλι αυτο το trillian?
(Nocturne) kamia malakia 8a einai
(Darkie) trillian ena program jasm
(Darkie) katse na dw pws mpainw sto dwmatio
(Nocturne) tip: anoikse thn porta
(jasmina) μπηκες να δεις αν μαντεψαμε σωστα KalhaS?
(Darkie) me vlepeis?
(Nocturne) Darkie: ta paikses mou fainetai
(Darkie) les:)
• Joins: trilluser (~trillian@ppp11-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr) (Clones: Darkie trilluser [Host: *!*@ppp11-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr] · [Klwnoi: 2])
(trilluser) twra me vlepeis pantws!
(trilluser) noc...eiNAI T E L E I O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
• Quits: Darkie (~someone@ppp11-XXX.ath.forthnet.gr) [Local kill by Nocturne (killian)]

Chapter 7: Προσοχή στον ανθρωποδιώκτη

(juliette) Noc., olous tous ediwkses?
(Nocturne) nai
(juliette) pws kai emeina egw???
(Nocturne) 8es ki esy na fygeis?
(juliette) mhhhh..........
(juliette) plaka kanw...
(Nocturne) ok
(Nocturne) :)
(juliette) ela re Noc..... ta exeis parei.... giati???
(Nocturne) pardon?
(juliette) giati tous ediwkses olous??
(Nocturne) edw mesa afth einai h douleia mou na vazw bans
(juliette) gia ton dark lew....
(Nocturne) o dark einai oi oloi?
(juliette) oxi bebaia....
(juliette) den einai oloi..
(Nocturne) e tote thn eksypnada sou de mporw na thn piasw sorry adynatw
(juliette) kai gia ton kalhas tha elega...
(juliette) alla ton brhka...
(Nocturne) tou KalhaS na deis ti 8a tou kanw
(Nocturne) kai meta exei seira kai o konosk
(juliette) giati o konosk??
(Nocturne) e ti giati? amfisvhteis thn krish mou?
! Nocturne exei panta dikio!!!
(juliette) oxi....
(juliette) den se amfisvitw...
(Nocturne) ok shut up then
(juliette) can you be a gentleman please...???
(Nocturne) oxi

Chapter 8: Περί αστρονομίας...

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(Nocturne) kalws thn adelfh tou eleous
(PC-MAN) ksekinhste enan politismeno dialogo.. to exo anagh
! KalhaS pairnei to cock-porn kai ka8ete na dei
(ABduL_JaBaR) makari na spagate ta kefalia sas palio saures
(Nocturne) ti na spasoume mwrh maimou kokkinokwla th dikh sou kefala 8a spasoume
(PC-MAN) miso na balo kai to X pano deksia sth gonia.. akatallhlo gia anhlikous
(PC-MAN) xeexxe mphke.. ksekinhste
(Nocturne) tou mphke tou abdul?
(ABduL_JaBaR) manouri na bei sta aytia tou KalhaS
(ABduL_JaBaR) re Nocturne sevomai(kapws) ta xronia sou re axreie
(ABduL_JaBaR) alliws tha se eixa kseftilisei
(Nocturne) ki egw sevomai tous 5 pontous sou kai gia na mh se plhgwsw siwpw
(ABduL_JaBaR) siwpi sto deksi sou ayti re
(Nocturne) o ABduL_JaBaR einai h monh yparksh sto sympan pou synagwnizetai th mavrh trypa sto roufhgma

Chapter 9: Sex στο irc; :\

(Nocturne) free: skypse
(free) xa
(KalhaS) e kanoume kai ligo seks
(free) kamia gynaika re fere
(KalhaS) 8a se paroume oloi me ti seira
(Nocturne) ti gynaika edw exoume kotzam vareli
(free) xa
(free) poses gynaikes mpainoyn edv?
(Nocturne) kamia
(KalhaS) free,8es na kaneis shaiber sheks?
(Nocturne) pes to tou sta agglika giati den to katalave
(free) kala kai pvs thn paleyete re kopelia
(KalhaS) me cyber sex
(KalhaS) meta3y mas
(Nocturne) opws thn paleveis ki esy, u know, xoufta, kordoni, travas, mprrrrrrrrrrrrrrr00m b00m b00m kai spas to rekor taxythtas (mexri na vgalei spi8es)
(KalhaS) auta einai
(free) oxi parev egv den pianv xoyfta egv kamakvnv gynaikes
(Nocturne) mh gameis poly sto irc, mporei na pa8eis kamia zhmia (hlektroplhksia)
(free) eimai krhtikos parea mhn fobasai
(Nocturne) nai twra desame
(free) xa
(Nocturne) kati mas eipes
(free) poy einai re
(free) ua fygv magkes edv den paizei tipota
(Nocturne) free: na pas na gamh8eis
(free) xa
(Nocturne) kalyterh efxh de mporw na sou dwsw
(free) giati re parea
(Nocturne) kai katalhlh
(Nocturne) e esy to zhthses
(KalhaS) free,koita,exei dikio
(Nocturne) mou phrate ena pc kai 8elete na gamhsete kiolas me 20 lepta thn wra
(free) sobara tvra kamia kopelia den mpainei edv mesa
(Nocturne) oxi
(free) ti na sas eyxhuv egv re kopelia
• Quits: free (~free@XXX.97.43.113) [k-lined: tpt try kalhnyxta]

Chapter 10: highlights

(MIXALIS) XERETW OLO TO ROOM
(@CoDeR) Giati toso dynata MIXALIS? Svhse to Caps Lock kai xalarwse!
(MIXALIS) ok
• Quits: MIXALIS (~MIXALIS@ppp67-132.XXX.access.acn.gr) [Quit: ftou.gr]
(Nocturne) pianei pianei!

(Darkie) ton teleutaio kairo giati oi gynaikes exoun xa8ei apo to room?
(Nocturne) giati prin 9 mhnes eixa poly megales orekseis. twra oles einai sto maiefthrio

(|ghost|) holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(parakmi) folaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(KalhaS) paw na epitelesw koinwniko ergo,brb
(Nocturne) wx pali 8a triksoun oi vo8roi
• Quits: KalhaS (KalhaS@ftou.gr) [Ping timeout]
(|ghost|) sfixtike o kalhas kai epese
(Nocturne) kai apo pesimo kai apo xesimo

! KalhaS kleinei ta matia
! Nocturne vazei sto stoma tou KalhaS ena dynamitaki
(Nocturne) roufa
(KalhaS) poing (Voutsas)

(ABduL_JaBaR) eithe na apoktisete toso megali koilia pou na enswmatothoun kai doriforoi panw sas
(Nocturne) ei8e na se piasei efkoilia otan 8a se ksepar8eniasei h gkomena twn oneirwn sou kai na ths xeseis to krevati

(expert) na sas pw re paidia
(expert) exi kanis tis tainies tou gousgounh?
(expert) 3eri pou mporw na tis vrw?
(Dark) se vhs?
(expert) Dark se avi kalitera
(ABduL_JaBaR) expert tha to gialisoume to pomolo megale?

(selinodeiktys) γραφω δικανικο λογο
(KalhaS) dikanikos == ?
(Nocturne) dikanikos = o logos pou an de se peisei yparxei panta to dikano

FTOU RAIDER

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[•] ChanMode: KalhaS sets mode [-oo] KalhaS Nocturne
(Nocturne) pane ta @@ mas...

Σχόλια:

#3~vlammadi @ 28/1/2004 - 19:38
Καλη δουλειά πιπινάκι
Γίναμε ακόμα πιο ρόμπα :p

#4~konosk @ 28/1/2004 - 20:09
dikanikos = o logos pou an de se peisei yparxei panta to dikano
The best

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